Sunday, July 31, 2016

The LISA Files

So we have this mannequin at the Elmwood studio that was liberated from a sad life in a dingy store no one really likes...
The name stamped on the back of her neck is LISA.

At the store (where some Elmwood crew spent time working at) we'd dress her up and take goofy pictures.  And our buddy Joe was in love with her...  
Then she joined us in the studio.  First I turned her into some "art", dressing her up like Frank-n-furter from "Rocky Horror".  Then she disappeared for a while.  We then resurrected her to scare the crap out of Manda, one of the puppeteers on HEAD, one nite.  
Since then Lisa had a makeover, Mike and I painted her a lovely shade of silver, and she became a minor character on out upcoming show, "The Risley Brothers".  Once you see the show, you'll understand how that works, hahaha...
Well...  I found all these old pictures of Lisa in a file, and thought it'd be fun to share them.
Once we're done shooting "The Risley Brothers" we're going to make her into another piece of art, with a new makeover, and if all goes to plan we'll be using her as an incentive for an eventual Kickstarter...
But for now...
The LISA Files

Someday we'll have to locate the rest of her body!

Tuesday, July 26, 2016

Today's Mug! "Fantastic!"

Last year the first film fest HEAD was accepted into was
Not only did we win Best Special Effects but I also go this sweet coffee mug!
We're looking forward to bringing our next horror flick to the fest, they were awesome to us!

Saturday, July 23, 2016

It just gets better...

Tricky, Mike, and I went to this show Tuesday...
The whole nite was amazing.

Friday, July 22, 2016

Horror Fest!

August 27th in Danbury to pimp out HEAD and all things Elmwood!
George Romero, The Ladies Of The Evil Dead,  Tyler Mane, and a few others will be there too.  They are probably just going to meet me and pick up a copy of the HEAD DVD, but I'm sure they will all be cool and shake your hand too!

Thursday, July 21, 2016

Today's Mug

This is the only piece of official merchandise from the short lived
TV series 'The Muppets"...
Awful title for the show, since there was just a movie with the same title.  Maybe if the show picked up where that flick, and Muppets Most Wanted ended it would have lasted longer.  That said, I did like the show a lot...  And like all shows I like over the past few years -  it didn't last.
But every time this mug would appear on screen in the show I would say
"I want one!"
And I got it!

Thursday, July 14, 2016

We're getting there...

The primary gang for "The Risley Brothers"!

Elmwood's mid-way through the shooting of the show!  Can't wait to wrap it up and show ya all!!!
And make sure to check out the short film that inspired this series on VHX!

Wednesday, July 13, 2016

Just a beautiful day...

Normally I wouldn't share a pic like this on my blog here... 
Memes generally bore me.  But I was kicking back on this beautiful thinking about the past 41 years on this Earth, and thought the exact words that are pictured above.  And I smiled.  Cuz all the crap that was bad, was all worth it.  I can't sit here and complain at all. 
I'm a happy guy, and I hope all those around me are happy too.
In the words of Henson himself:
"It's a good life..."

Monday, July 11, 2016

Get HEAD forever!

We have a few HEAD DVDs left in the Etsy shop!
And they are on sale for a few days!
50% off!!! Only ten bucks!
This is the first printing of them!  A collectable for sure since we only made 200, and the next batch will have a new cover!!!

Saturday, July 9, 2016

Blue Man

Blue Man
Mouth Puppet - Now for sale on Etsy!

This guy is currently available in the "New And Awesome" section of my Etsy shop...  Snatch him up quick if you want him!

He began life a little different looking...  Hmmm...

Wednesday, July 6, 2016

Stuff... Buy Elmwood Stuff!

Yup...  I'll admit it, this post is all about me trying to get you to spend money on Elmwood stuff!

Here's some links....  Feel free to show your love for all we do at Elmwood Productions by purchasing something or sharing some of the links...  Or even better - do both!
Without your support making these fun films is just a little be harder, so we're counting on ya!  We love ya!

Movies - Download, Rent, Subscribe on

Get puppets, and more odd things on

Tuesday, July 5, 2016

Today's Mug... It's So Easy to drink coffee from this...

It's a Guns N' Roses mug!
Who cares what coffee is in it...  It's a Guns N' Fuckin' Roses mug!